My name is Luke.

I like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain, although I really don't like the taste of pineapple and am not a huge fan of wet feet.

Say my name 3 times in front of a mirror at midnight. I'll appear and probably pet your animals and say you're really pretty then leave.Follow me on

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fellawiththehellagoodhair:

IMAGINING TAYLOR AND ZEDD COLLABORATING LIKE

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littlegracenote:

I’m not me when Partition is on

batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

ahorrorstorycircle:

SlenderMan on AHS:FREAKSHOW!

srfelicidad:

Asexuality by Tiny Dinosaur :)!

writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test

fionagoddess:

Jessica Lange | American Horror Story (2011-14)

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dubstepsunset:

It’s too early but I laughed louder than I should have

fasterfood:

when u hold the door open for someone and they dont say thank you

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moviemeatloaf:

Every day.

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thearmada4231:

Stories that Give Me Hope.

Stories that make me cry

I’m sobbing.

what is this moisture coming from my eyes

my eyeballs are leaking

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The last one though

MY HEART <3 

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cognitivedissonance:

I have bronchitis. Thanks to the ACA, I was able to get medicine for $0. #ThanksObama

LIES.

that came from taxes I paid.

Well, let my know how much I owe you and I’ll drop a few pennies in the mail. War comes from taxes you paid, and I personally dislike the amount I pay going for that… Maybe we should check “yes” or “no” on our 1040 forms this year for allocation of tax dollars.

I’m sorry you think I’m lying, but I’m not. I qualified for the Medicaid expansion under the ACA, which is partially funded through taxpayer revenue. I don’t think the IRS mailed you a letter saying, “Nah nah nah nah naaaaaaah! This year’s tax dollars went to pay for medicine for poor people mwahahaha!” Who knows? Maybe YOUR portion of tax dollars went to a Hellfire missile that took out a village in Afghanistan. Ooh, how exciting for you!

Comfort yourself with that thought as I use my inhaler, which I would not have been able to afford without the ACA.

what the fuck is wrong with Americans who aren’t on board with free healthcare. I’m Canadian and I don’t care that I pay extra taxes so a little boy in Alberta can have open heart surgery, or an elderly man in Nova Scotia can get the heart medication he desperately needs. It’s called taking care of your people. I’m glad I pay so that people can have a good quality of life. It’s called being a decent fucking human being.

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yeah preach to the canadian comment

ABSOLUTELY! I have medicaid as well and I’m going to my first doctors appt. in YEARS because I haven’t had insurance in over a decade. Seriously, #thanksobama it means a lot to finally be able to get a check up. I’d like to know how much of my weight is behavioral and how much is medical so I can make proper changes to my diet rather than guessing and hoping for the best if the menial amount of money I do have to buy groceries with (I also am currently on food stamps while I restart my job in SEX INDUSTRY because I’m going through a period in my life where certain obstacles are negatively affecting my life) Just because I may need this help for a few months or a year or two doesn’t make me a bad person or mean I’m trying to dodge paying taxes or live off you like a leech. Certain things, out of my control, have put me in the situation and I’m trying to make the best of it and better myself along the way, so screw you.

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