My name is Luke.

I like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain, although I really don't like the taste of pineapple and am not a huge fan of wet feet.

Say my name 3 times in front of a mirror at midnight. I'll appear and probably pet your animals and say you're really pretty then leave.Follow me on

Twitter: hotch2993

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crystalballsaveusall:

geekscoutcookies:

hopelessmodelx:

thebootydiaries:

drfreeze01:

thebootydiaries:

pls stop reblogging
this is not how I want to be remembered

that hijab looks like some grandma’s sweater became sentient

Lmfao love her 😭

I love her

Omfg.

the-hotch-ness-monster:

I see you 😏

the-hotch-ness-monster:

mulaneysbutt:

…… 😒

That the-hotch-ness-monster is so cute and funny! I hear it’s his birthday!

the-hotch-ness-monster:

I see you 😏

mulaneysbutt:

…… 😒

That the-hotch-ness-monster is so cute and funny! I hear it’s his birthday!

bearsandbeezlebums:

PUKE I LOVE YOU AND HOPE YOURE HAVING A WONDERFUL DAY I CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU AND TOUCH YOUR BUTT

MY BUTT IS READY TO BE TOUCHED!

cierra—morgan:

Happy 21st Birthday to my bff since we were 8 & the first boy I ever held hands with. You’re the baddest bitch I know and I can’t wait to see/hug/celebrate with you this weekend. I love you, Pukas.

(p.s. everyone go say hi to the-hotch-ness-monster because he’s perf and today is his day)

whatifyouneedthearms:

Happy 21st to one of my favorite people in the world!! You’re the best and I like that we hail satan together. ❤️👹 Love you, Whore-ton. the-hotch-ness-monster

metahumer:

thug life more like ugh life

nakedly:

just reminding everyone i have an ask box

hystericarosie:

here are two bunnies using another bunny as a couch

precumming:

when you go to pet a dog and it growls at you

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hedlunds:

did-you-kno:

Myfridgefood.com lets you enter whatever ingredients you have in your fridge and tells you what you can make with them. Source

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fstw:

shoutout to my mutuals that I don’t really talk to y’all still cool

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